Hi I’m Dave
I am a comedian, I love craft Beer, and I never ever thought I’d be making my own brand of beer one day. I call it Davebrew. And it’s made for people with taste buds. Like you. I have contracted a brewer to craft a beer for you. It’s serious beer, from a comedian. Buy this beer, because it’s way cheaper to buy beer that’s already been hand crafted, than it is to make your own! Since tasting my first craft beer in ‘98, I’ve looked for that special ‘taste’. Then I thought maybe I should make my own beer? Dave Brew Promises to always be fresh & tasty. But you can’t please everybody. So if you don’t like it, buy one for someone else. Drink it & always serve Dave Brew chilled. Cheers!
THE CRAFT BANDWAGON
I didn’t start making beer because craft beer is the ‘new thing’. I made it for me, to suit my taste. But it turns out there are people who have the same taste as me. If you like seasonal, small batch, beer, try Dave Brew. It’s simple, you’ll never be disappointed. This craft beer is seriously tasty, made by a guy who’s not that serious.
A POP-UP COMEDY CLUB
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THIS BEER TASTES FUNNY
When you watch a comedy show you feel uplifted. Those are things called Endorphins, they release happy-vibes into your brain. A fresh, tasty beer, should give you that same feeling. Davebrew is a simple craft beer, that doesn’t promise you anything. No reward at the end of a hard day. No upliftment. Nothing! For example, when a comedian performs badly, they say he or she ‘died’ on stage! But if they do well, they have ‘killed’! So comedy is pretty much a life and death situation! I sometimes leave a stage when I die, and want to give up comedy for ever! But I can’t. I love it too much. And a death on stage is always an opportunity to learn. If you’ve had the wind taken out of your sails? This is the beer for you. It’s got alcohol, so that’s good? Plus, it’s full of fresh ingredients, which makes it healthy. With variants named after popular comedy terms like ‘Heckler’, ‘Punchline’, Blonde Joke and ‘Front Row’. Find the one you like. It’s for people who enjoy drinking responsibly & laughing with friends. There’s a lot of us. And we need a beer!
YOUR TASTE BUDS ARE WRONG
Over time your tongue has taken a beating. Thousands of tastes buds have died by the time you’re 20! Or if you smoke they are dead too. So here’s info to help you find a beer your ‘Buds’ will like. The Dave Brew Range. *Some of these are seasonal beers, and rely on variables like weather and availability of hops. See our range below. Also we have used the word Buds and not Bud.. so don’t sue us just yet…
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COMEDY FLAVOURED BEER
I saw a t-shirt once that read: ‘DON’T BRO ME. IF YOU DON’T KNOW ME. But I really don’t mind if you call me ‘bro’. ‘So why is it not called ‘Dave Bru’? You see in South Africa we refer to a friend or close ‘brother’ and buddy as ‘Brooo’. But I wanted people to know it was a brewed beverage. And one day when Davebrew is exported, nobody will have a clue what ‘Bru’ means? But you’re welcome to still call me ‘bru’.