FRESHLY BREW’D

I love beer. I am a comedian and never ever thought I’d be making beer one day. Here it is. I call it Dave Brew. And it’s made for people with taste buds.



THE CRAFT BANDWAGON

I didn’t start making beer because craft beer is the ‘thing’. I made it for me, to suit my taste buds. Turns out there are people who have the same taste as me. Trust me, it’s way cheaper to buy beer that’s already been made, than it is to make your own! But if you like seasonal, small batch, beer? Try Dave Brew. Life’s simple… lower your expectations, you’ll never be disappointed. This craft beer is a seriously tasty, made by a guy who’s also a comedian.



Hi I’m Dave

I love craft Beer. I have contracted a brewer to make a beer that suits my taste buds. It’s serious beer, made by a comedian. Buy my beer, because it’s way cheaper to buy beer that’s already been made, than it is to make your own! Since tasting my first craft beer in ‘98, I’ve looked for that special ‘taste’. Then I thought maybe I should make my own beer? Here it is. A Dave Brew Promises to always be fresh & tasty. But you can’t please everybody. So if you don’t like it, buy one for someone else. Drink it & always serve Dave Brew chilled. Cheers!

THIS BEER TASTES FUNNY

If you’ve never tasted a craft beer before, you will probably ask why it tastes ‘funny’? When you watch a comedy show you feel uplifted. Those are things called Endorphins, they release happy-vibes into your brain. A fresh, tasty beer, should give you that same feeling. Dave Brew is a simple craft beer that doesn’t promise you anything. No reward at the end of a hard day. No upliftment. Nothing! For example, when a comedian performs badly, they say he or she ‘died’ on stage! But if they do well, they have ‘killed’! So comedy is pretty much a life and death situation! I sometimes leave a stage and want to give up comedy for ever! But I can’t. I love it too much. And a death on stage is always an opportunity to learn. If you’ve had the wind taken out of your sails? This is the beer for you. It’s got alcohol, so that’s good? Plus, it’s full of fresh ingredients, to give the illusion of health. With variants named after popular comedy terms like ‘Heckler’, ‘Punchline’ and ‘Open Mic’. Find the one you like. It’s for people who enjoy drinking responsibly & laughing with friends. There’s a lot of us. And we need a beer!

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COMEDY FLAVOURED BEER

I saw a t-shirt once that read ‘DON’T BRO ME. IF YOU DON’T KNOW ME. I really dont mind. ‘So why is it not called ‘Dave Bru’? It’s simple. In South Africa we refer to a friend or close ‘bro’ and buddy as ‘Broo’. But I wanted people to know it was a brewed beverage. And one day when Dave Brew is exported, nobody will have a clue what ‘Bru’ means? But you’re welcome to still call me ‘bru’.


BUILD A BEER

Sounds like ‘Build a bear’… it’s not far from that. Your tongue has taken a beating. Some tastes buds have actually died by the time you’re 20! So here’s info to help you find a beer your ‘Buds’ will like. The Dave Brew Range. *Some of these are seasonal beers, and rely on variables like weather and availability of hops. See our range below


VARIANTS:

PUNCHLINE - Pilsner

HECKLER - Oatmeal Stout

HEADLINER - APA

FRONT ROW - Golden Ale

OPEN MIC - Summer Ale